Here you can learn more about Sara, mostly because the internet expects an about page to exist...

...and this is the part of the website where Sara is supposed to sound impressive. She's still working on that.

Sara also writes about herself in the third person, which is already a red flag.

Dislikes:

  • being cold (Sara <3 space heaters)
  • falling and hitting the ground
  • people who don't return shopping carts
  • autocorrect changing her name

...oh! and here is Sara's resumé